January 2011
1 post
My thoughts on the 'accidental martyr' syndrome in...
Baltimore is over two thousand miles from Tuscon but the gun shots from Sunday morning still ring loud and clear. A 22 year old man approached a United States Congresswoman and put a bullet in her head. Moments later he turned the gun on the stunned audience and began to fire indiscriminately into a sea of human bodies that had gathered that day to support democracy. One child, a nine year old...
March 2010
4 posts
See Monster (a picture of a sea monster)
http://english.pravda.ru/photo/report/sea_monster-1816
Sheep With a FUCKING HUMAN FACE!
http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/12-01-2010/111621-sheep_human_face-0
This is an article about a sheep with a fucking human face, enjoy.
A Murder Cruise and Safari
http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=79310
I haven’t posted on tumblr in a while, but I saw this article today and I couldn’t help but herald it for everyone to ingest.
For those of you who don’t have the kind of ruples to spend on the organized murder of modern day pirates (drum roll)I would like to present to you this gem…
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November 2009
14 posts
"I got my dick sucked so hard last night it was... →
It's fucking cold out! →
Pokemon Erotica (Part I)
The road to Saffron City was long and hard. Misty knew this better than most. She had found herself constantly adrift in a sea of pokemon, sex, pokemon, sex, and was beginning to go under. Lucky for her she was mistress of the ocean and could beckon star shaped pokemon Starmie to her aid. Often finding herself cooling her burning labia with a concentrated cleanse from his ever gushing water gun....
A noble project →
"Um...yeah," sums this up well →
If you want to fuck with someone and still remain... →
A poem I wrote awhile back using only missed...
Wish I would have said hello… I was too dumbfounded to get your number but I damn well should have asked You reminded me of high school And no smiles just leads me not to smile. Why did you stop following ALL I WANTED WAS GO BE A FATHER,HUSBAND,FRIEND i can be discreet if you dont want your b/f to know there is a little monster running around the hipster bars with two STDs that you can catch...
Choose your own adventure: South Boston!
You leave your waste of a life behind as mom blows another dick to support her habit. “The money is in the betty boop jar,” she yells to you as you leave the house. There is never any money in the fucking Betty Boop jar, so no, you don’t even get a choice to look in there. As you make your way outside into another awful, no good, very bad, terrible, downright awful, good for...
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was...
As far as I’m concerned the greatest trick the devil ever pulled (from his deep and hilarious bag of tricks) was convincing people that he had horns. Why the fuck would he need horns? He doesn’t. If you could convince people of anything why the fuck would you want to be a big, red, pitchfork carrying joke? You wouldn’t. If I was the devil I would have convinced everyone that my...